We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
- me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
- me: *takes a shower*
- me: *gets into clean pajamas*
- me: summertime